Teenage Bottlerocket - In the Pit lyrics

Welcome to the land where the retards dwell Tornado of the damned, it's a living hell We'll act like we're 10 and run around this place In redneck circles like a NASCAR race It's much fun getting kicked in the face We're too f**ing dumb to quit In the pit The duck went down now the duck is dead They moshed his brains right out of his head Where douchebags go to to blow off some steam Cuz coach wouldn't put 'em on the football team And a**hole jocks' f**ing wettest dream Dumber than a piece of sh** In the pit