Youve got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time Youve got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite But you never, you never But you never, you never You never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never Who will your cheeky smile shine on this time Is it good in the bushes with Mr. Tonight Half an hour for a drag on his Marlboro Lights Babes wont be long, shes just being real nice But I saw through that fakery Because he left his lighter with me So tell me something truthful dear All these stories will make you the b**h of the year But you never, you never But you never, you never You never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never turned him on Youve got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time Youve got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite So will his Eton smile pull you this time Like a moth to a pool of bright halogen light Hes got sneers , hes got manners, youll be in good care til tomorrow when hell leave you for football and beer Because Im not in love with you Just amused by the situations you get through So tell me something truthful dear All these stories will make you the b**h of the year But you never, you never But you never, you never You never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never, you never turned him on You never turned him on