Hey, now everybody sit down and shut the f** up Cla** is now in session If you came here to hear that lovey dovey sh**, get the f** out If you soft and scared of hardcore sh**, get the f** out For those who love raw sh**, welcome to Sickology 101 Your instructor for today is Tech N9ne Tech N9ne This the style I use pitch to catch and seduce chicks To signal the true sick Mellow tone is what you spit Switchin the pattern Bust up that quick Midwest chatter And some people hate but it ain't matterin But the people gather it's flattering Switching the pitch, mixing There's no need to be stiff in this b**h Spittin full clips on a mission for bliss When I be ripping this sh**, make it exciting Gotta be inviting when you're writing your piece Never be dick riding If you're gonna be biting, you're igniting the beast This is melodic melodies If you got it, mix it hot as tamales You singing off-key is garbage If you can't keep an octave in a pocket, you need to stop it Have confidence, speak with conviction Don't put 'em asleep when you rock it This is harmony, Nina's taking you through it Make it bu*tery, utterly beautiful, make it fluid Sickology 101 is in session, I thought you knew it We murderin muthaf**as in music That's how we do it Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Such an oddity with it, this is sickology Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) From our West Coast instructor, Crooked I Crooked I My k**er Dayton's They keep me crushing the competition Coming correct when creating the crazy composition Cannibal character, Calico carrier Got a crooked coppa missing Cali k**ers on candid co*k emissions That was constant cotenant wordplay Wordplay rhymes with Thursday and thirsty, if I'm thurstay I change the pronunciation of words, per se The English language gotta do whatever my verse say So if you want to learn to rap, this is how (this is how) Right now I'm putting swag in my style (in my style) It's a emphasis on the simplest sentences Then I give 'em charisma with a laugh and a smile (and a smile) If you want your verses to cost higher Then your similes gotta be hot as a live wire You need some better metaphors For example This song is a war zone and you listeners in the cross fire Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Such an oddity with it, this is sickology Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) From our East Coast instructor, Chino XL Chino XL Everybody start locking your windows and doors Chino might get in It's like lightning and hounds striking a trifling riflemen Bullets flying up and I'm numb in the bum, like it's Vicodin So much metal in his spine He could get rich from the recycling Chino be curdling blood Don't get burned from the buzz I speak with conviction Like when the branch is heard from the judge Bludgeon no love, industry hate me Yo, I'd rather hear Hannah Montana Than half of you rappers on the radio Startin drama with Chino, God forbid Auction my lyrics on eBay, that's God for bid Problem is lyric Jesus is more than a man with a sick delivery Like I drive a coroner van I'm demented, spitting rhythm's as sick as I can Grenade gripping, fitting to detonate Disneyland I am teaching Sickology Try to follow how every punch line hits Like Chris Brown's fist in the face of Rihanna Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Such an oddity with it, this is sickology Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Get (on your feet), up (out your seat) Yes, I gotta be vicious, this is Sickology For those who don't know what the f**'s goin on This is Sickology 101 You punk muthaf**as Ha, ha, ha Let's k** these n***as