[Intro] Are you ready for some F.U.N. tonight? Ha, are you ready for some F.U.N. tonight? I wanna have a little F.U.N You wanna have a little F.U.N Everyone, let's have F.U.N., the F.U.N.'s begun [Verse 1] I'm different, you can see the Nina from a distance My sick sense tell me you're hating on me again Persistent, jealousy and resistance For my existence, so I gotta go for your chin Workin' out, you can keep on workin' out But your chin ain't workin' out, now your teeth are burstin' out BAANG! Fowl thangs lookin' how thou came So I gotta lift up the millimeter and eat them like chow mein I feel like F.U.N., thats why I will never be thus a real live one The kind of F.U.N. that make them pull a 30 round drum You givin' me negativity and really sound dumb When you say to me "You still rappin'? I ain't heard ya since '01" Don't make a n***a beat you down like showin' up the Shogun Then have to glow son, I'm like the chose one And you not knowin' when to respect the Nina makes it like so F.U.N.! [Hook] Any time somebody come and disrespect I say F.U.N When they trippin', look them in the eye and say F.U.N When they get the picture they might go for they gun They been hatin' on me from day one! F.U.N.'s what ya need to say (f** you n***as) Got guns on me either way (f** you n***as) That's F.U.N. everybody say F.U.N. (f** you n***as) Say (f** you n***as) Hey (f** you n***as) Alright [Verse 2] Diamonds on my neck, got diamond on my wrists Pierced diamond in their lips, so it's diamonds on my dick That's your chick, know when I rock the McRick spits sick She strips quick cause Nina's big sh** And you say you ain't even heard nothin' new played Since the Calm Before the Storm and you don't like me today That's the reason I gotta tell you Uck Fay Ou Yay And I'm off in El Paso f**in' a b**h named Guadalupe I'm straight F.U.N with it, you n***as done did it, dumb sh** Is when you compare me to my n***a young with it Now ain't that sum sh**-it, we two different things With two different schemes, but be off on your ladies tongue with it And I have her so sprung, when you hate for nothin' n***a We can get to bustin' havin' them puffin' air out of your lung That's how the MO run, I be like so stunned when You don't even rep or respect it so I go F.U.N.! [Hook] [Verse 3] Give me my props n***a, who you know got them yellin' KC MO overseas makin' Europe straight hop n***a I need a answer man, you a cancer man And I'm rockin' strippers in Switzerland and in Amsterdam Ask Snoop Dogg, he will tell you all that I'm too tall To be studyin' any of you goof balls So gone you never find Nina like Lou Rawls Except on billboard or Poll-Star so fook y'all I don't care where ya go all around the world, if you tell them, you from Kansas City, the first thing they gon' say is "Do you know Tech N9ne?" and you better jeff and say "That's the Kansas City king, I love him!" [Hook]