Tech N9ne - Bacon lyrics

[Verse 1: Godemis] Yeah, huh I ain't looking for a cosign, most say we okay k**er and I'm in no time, and get away so okay No heroes, I slayed 'em They counting sheep in that dirt nap And they were unaware that I slayed 'em Til I sprayed 'em with my worst raps My first raps went spam Sammy with a grab bag of that been dope Didn't realize back then when I was getting it in with my kinfolk Revving up to go head to gut but no bread to cut Gotta collect a check Can't complain in this dirty game, it ain't entertaining 'em Disrespect Humble enough but what the f**'s up? We R to the A to the W uncut You really think you're f**ing with us numb nuts Never pull a trigger hit a n***a with gun bust Nonviolent, I'm nonviolent My Holy Bible got bombs by it Penciling, I get it in my friends and then I exit out of my pom pilots Swear to God, I'm hella odd I got it Smoking in the Shire like a hobbit Kamikaze plane became a rocket Life's a b**h I named Lorena Bobbitt Rules are made to be broken Nonetheless I never see none breaking King slid do everything big This king pig and n***a we go bacon [Hook: Murs] Now this little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed home But these three pigs right here had a bright idea So they picked up the microphone And the other little pigs got mad cause the n***as got hot And they spot got taken We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all So we burnt 'em all and went bacon [Verse 2: Brotha Lynch Hung] Everybody wanna be all up in it One of these won a shivering game in front of me Because I put him in a bad situation That averaged I'm baking him up in a apron And I got a lot of food on my plate, I can't call it Drinking problem, see I'm a rapaholic I'ma get particular vehicular homicide describes me They say I got acid in my IV, I'm back where I need Travis knows I'ma get a little wily, twist some weed Til my eyes like Chinese This the B-L-H and I never been sick with a cellmate Trust me, put it out in a cell grate Back now, fans wanna tailgate Unconnected smell the essence aching And hella n***a we go bacon [Hook: Murs] Now this little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed home But these three pigs right here had a bright idea So they picked up the microphone And the other little pigs got mad cause the n***as got hot And they spot got taken We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all So we burnt 'em all and went bacon [Verse 3: Murs] Now I'm the kid from Mid-City I like fat a**es and big titties Got a bad b**h in her mid-fifties Like to drop it low and pop a thizz with me I'm a weird dude, I'm into weird sh** Got a long dick and my beard thick That mean I rap good and I'm from the hood I know them wack n***as don't wanna hear this I'm fearless, like last night Dropped in on a 30 foot half-pipe Hit a 50-50 grind and was even more exciting because I did it while riding on a flashlight Better act right or get your sh** sprayed Don't be no wack rappin' over this way Hitters still no suave for the sensei So I don't go bacon I go tempeh [Interlude: Murs] And that, and that's like veggie bacon, n***a It's like, tempehs veggie, I don't know I don't eat pork, bro But y'all get the f**in' point man Me, Lynch, and Godi, uh Strange Music Yeah, f** y'all We don't go, we go bacon [Hook: Murs] Now this little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed home But these three pigs right here had a bright idea So they picked up the microphone And the other little pigs got mad cause the n***as got hot And they spot got taken We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all So we burnt 'em all and went bacon