Tech N9ne - Stallion lyrics

[Intro] The motherf**ing saga continues [Eazy-E:] It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it But does she s** a good dick? Don't matter just don't bite it She swallowed it... [Skit: Erotic Conversation] Awww sh**, I want to come, turn... turn around I want you to sit on it, sit on it... GODDAMN! - I said ride my dick not bend my dick, sh*t! [Narrator 1: Husband] Does your b**h know how to ride your dick? Would you consider your b**h to be a stallion? Well, my b**h didn't, so I went out and bought the newest Smoke-A-Lot booklet The Art of Riding Dick! [Narrator 2: Wife] Lesson 3 first you straddle the rock hard dick Getting ready for positioning Now, it's time to shift gears; face down, a** up As he begins rocking in, out of your wet p**y Pushing back harder, urging him to f** your harder And before you know it: SPLASH! [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] Kick it slow, is the tempo, and Tech is gonna flow As I engaged I wrote this page to let you know How the n***a be runnin' the game on these dames like ahh... n***a, with the money and women and the... All with the motherf**in' dick better... Greetings, better ??? Seriously speakin, for the 99 I'm reachin' Seeking, got the number and now I'm wonderin' if she bogus Now my focus, just to pop her just like Orville Reddenbacher Check it out, she was a thick a** young up in Timberland Hooked up with her Thursday night, the b**h acts strange Wore her sweat suits, so she can hide that good I'm tryin' to get it up in that hog, like Tiger Wood Soccer sh**, I listen to an every problem down my dick It's hope, she stick in the bop in time to hit I put her close and told her I'll be there She got a man, I got a woman, but now I'm playin' with the coochie hair Now it's on, now it's on, f** the phone Cause when I'm hittin' the stresses are all gone Now, she's begging me to knock her p**y dead I already got my plan, just cause I'm a take her to the bed Then I'm a give her a show here, then I'm a run that a** down like a procaire Now, she is askin' about multiple dicks sh**, I'm on some more Manson manipulative sh** You're best be friend... [Hook:] Late night, when you're rollin' in the streets Creepin', call on me alone Stallion, baby, I'm need of your love Creep with me, cause you know, you're my good friend [Verse 2: Yukmouth] Aiy, aiy, aiy, once I was kickin' it at the drive-in Left the car full of motherf**ers drove-in Yo, at first I thought they was going to start some trouble But no, four n***as smoking weed inside a brand new Tex' Bauble Now, what you n***as think? - they got me chronic and that's slogan All I see is n***as chokin'gand that f**in' window smoking And I'm over here having a fit, cause this b**h that I'm with Got me smoking on that Bama of weed sh**, I'm like damn! They need to walk over to the GS To purchase up sack of chronic instead of f**in' with this 3S So I told that b**h, that I'm with That I'm goin' to get some more cigars Then got the f** out the car Went to the next corner, looked through the window It seemed they're smokin' Indo with some b**hes I knew They let me in y'all, and my turn was like next I snatched their Moét and guzzled their sh**, like overtry from the Sess Here it go ahead, hit it, hit it Pa**ed me the weed, she snatched my dick up out my drawers Then gave a n***a some Head-To-Toe with it I didn't cum for that sh** that she does Then break her scrikkie scratch nikkie, cause she shiest out Pinky b**h sciddie caver Spigotty splash goes the cum, as I bust nut Bust nut, all in her face, s** a blunt up then raised the f** up Back to the car pretend I never sinned You can be my stallion and play girl I'll be your friend You're best be friend... [Hook] [Verse 3: MC Ren] 90 percent of these b**hes still want to nut One and two, what the f** would you n***as do if that sh** was you? b**hes be all in a n***a grill, want to sneak to taste Want the n***as to nut all up in their face, I f** these who*es any place The villain don't be havin' to f** them when I let them see it When I open they sh** and start gabblin, so be it I get loony, I make they mouths all yucky If she wanna love me long time when the s**ie s**ie With the attitude, this is part three Part four be the sh** when your b**h look for me Ugh, Villain be watchin' these who*es jumpin' like crickets Tryin' to find a n***a hotel so their a** can lick it This is for my n***a E, this is how the sh** supposed to be Talkin' about these stanky hoes constantly But the Villain keep the n***a sh** goin' Long as my motherf**in' dick keep growin' Ugh, Ren and Yuk, really don't give a f**, with that n***a Tech N9ne He'll freeze up your spine, tryin' to f** with mine Ugh, all my n***as sh** Cause this b**h s**ed that hellified dick Shakin' that a** like the soul shaker Now, she is dancin' on the floor with a skirt no panties on I saw her hangin' in the alley Bragging to her friends how she whoring in the valley [Hook] [Narrator 3: Wife] There you have it, a job well done Yeah, awww sh**, (Moaning) [Outro: Erotic Conversation] Take it, take it, take it to the Tech N9ne and take it back on Then I want you to Yukmouth and take And take MC Ren and take To join the whole f**in' basehead Yeah, yeah, give me, give me...