[Hook] We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar [Daddy X] First of all I'd Like to welcome y'all To the 13th annual Kottonmouth Ball Round here anything goes Whippies, Tippies, and Trickity Hoes Ba** tone, rattle ya bones SC tabs and fat bong loads Sun goes up and comes back down Got a little bit of everything floating around [The Dirtball] We the Party Monsters setting the bar Dedicated to substance abuse, take a whiff of my jar It be the mix of a buncha different ways To get down, cop a buzz, and then spray Friends from the liquor that I'm poundin everyday Right now, partied up on the way to the bar So let's play You take a shot, I take a shot, You take a shot, We take a shot Hey [Hook x2] [Bridge] Party Monsters, a special guest has just arrived Please direct your attention to the red carpet Here comes none other than the most sinister monster of them all, Tech N9ne! [Tech N9ne] All the home girls love me at Hooters I'm straight über Emcee searching for that cooter They know my Roto-Rooter's A straight shooter So we dipping and she packing a fat booter Baby all around the world I be hooting Same time I be soozing out the ooshin I mean ocean I threw back a couple of cold ones And I'm in motion Party pulsing, then I'm poking Tecca Nina gettin that loot that we rolla Haters see me and they try to shoot, their Evola Cause I got their women getting lose Every ho I'm gettin wet cause I make them say, ooh Areola [Hook x2] [D-Loc] Let's wreck this cuz y'all know we can Pay time ballers, y'all get rap Let's wreck this cuz y'all know we can Pay time ballers, y'all get rap [Johnny Richter] Yell damn what the others say, hell yea We could be the ones to bring the party back in here So let the pace drop and the temperature rise Tequila on your drinks vibratin' in your thighs Kottonmouth Kings do this sh** worldwide See me on a plane moving Mile High Eyes red as f** and my shades no surprise What'd you expect from this hell of a guy, hell of a guy [The Dirtball] You can't put your hands to the ceiling Everybody party hard, don't fight the feelin' I'mma put it out there and I can party harder than y'all Bring in heat to the brawl, I'mma monster [Johnny Richter] Now we are the people that's controlling the wheel And we are the people that be makin' the deals Yes, we are the people that be up in the hills Tryin' to put the mushrooms psychedelic appeal I'm Johnny Richter, I'm the King of the Block I got a seven fold band and a twelve week stop [Bridge] Right about now I show an extra special chunk of respect To the monster making all this debauchery possible The host of the party, the extraordinary Daddy X [Daddy X] Be wrecked in my brain, high on c**aine Having more pills and drinking champagne Smoking that weed, chewin' on 'shrooms I gotta few issues that I need to work through Nobody's perfect, we all got faults I love loose women and old school cars Close down bars and sleep past two There's a k**er on the loose and the beat goes boom Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom [The Dirtball] Y-y-you can find me blazed out with my homies They got up in the back, all the b**hes know me Flex all them in the flash we'll be cold flockin' [Incomprehensible] All out, all in, yeah, yeah, I had it again Nobody f**in' with the powers of the crown, the skin You tougher than Teflon, you're fighting the wind Then there was a pressed on to make your head spin [Hook] [Outro] Let's wreck this shot Let's wreck this shot Let's wreck this shot Let's wreck this shot