[Intro:Tech N9ne] I ain't got no commitment on this tour so this tour gonna be b**h hatin (You know what I'm sayin) Gonna be in the back of the van it's gonna be called like....Van Haven n***a Oh we got a bus this time? That means We gonna get the b**hes like eight baby let's go back to kottonmouth and bust it let me bust it out Make sure the vaporizer on the bus with Pakelika baby [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] Caribou Lou, hella super dude Tecca Nina standing right here in front of you So bend it over baby, let me see it pop On this tour bus we party 'til the panties drop You smell that green (Green) That's the Kottonmouth That's my family, homie, hold up what you talkin' 'bout If it's negative, I don't want to hear it Eliminatin' player haters with their evil spirits Kansas City King Kickin' it with the Kings Take a whiff of weed and we for wicked things Dang choices Bang Hoyd dis From the back of the bus, you hear strange noises Here we come baby, it's a party b**h And if you mad at me, sorry and sh** Tech N9ne baby, Kottonmouth Kings Keep your men at home, lady, I'm a freaky thing [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Hey there, home boy Wazzup! Wake up, cause the girls so pretty It's time to get greedy From city to city Hey there, home girl Hey! Better yet say hey get it, get it It's time to get greedy From city to city [Verse 2: Daddy X] Choo-choo, the train's coming through Underground railroad thought you knew Kottonmouth Kings crew drinking whiskey and brew Going city to city, stick a stick and move HEY! X daddy, they call me Daddy X Can I get a whoop-whoop for my homeboy Tech (Whoop-whoop) f** checks, we get paid in cash We the lords of the underground dine and dash f** that, put your a** on the table Thoroughbred b**h get fed in the stable Back room look gather 'round real quick b**h is s**ing dick like carrots on a stick What you think was gonna happen in your town Kottonmouth and Tech N9ne burning 'em down Summertime madness is in full effect It's a heat wave b**h, so get undressed [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Hey there, home boy Wazzup! Wake up, cause the girls so pretty It's time to get greedy From city to city Hey there, home girl Hey! Better yet say hey get it, get it It's time to get greedy From city to city [Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko] It's Kali Baby! Me and Kottonmouth we party and bullsh** (And bullsh**) Or be kicking it with n***as I'm cool with (I'm cool with) For that vodka then we up inta' yanda' sand In the next ho 30 city tour let's go It's the Kings of the West Coast with the Dons Of the Middle, lovin' and givin' it to you, when you give me lovin' Hurtalina girly-girl, don't after she sippin' the purple She perpin' the perpsinse against the influence I got a fifth of whiskey a grip of b**hes with me gettin' tipsy A bag that we can roll up in zig zags, now hold up and get back That girl acting an a** with us (Licka-licka!) I barely know her, but we'll see wait 'til we finish the show up Show off your a** and titties, a** and titties She laugh and giggle and smashing from city to city [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Hey there, home boy Wazzup! Wake up, cause the girls so pretty It's time to get greedy From city to city Hey there, home girl Hey! Better yet say hey get it, get it It's time to get greedy From city to city [Verse 4: D-Loc] J Rick double dash, yeah We get it crackin', Big Krizz, Tech N9ne Whats up blood, what's happenin'? Make it bounce, make it, make it bounce Subnoize in this motherf**er, turn the party like blow Strange the name KC with the gangster sh** yeah Know misery for life, homie, don't trip Ya know how we do, when we rock like this [Verse 5: Johnny Richter] Like this and like that ones cute ones fat But what you gonna do f** it, take 'em both to the back Back it up pretty lady, it's time to get crazy Work it like a stripper girl and give it to me baby The voice is wild and out like Nick Cannon Got 24 b**hes standing in the line panting Waiting for a chance to get a piece of the man No I ain't saying I'm a pimp, I simply do what I can [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Hey there, home boy Wazzup! Wake up, cause the girls so pretty It's time to get greedy From city to city Hey there, home girl Hey! Better yet say hey get it, get it It's time to get greedy From city to city