Teamheadkick - The RPG Rap lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1] Check me out, I got a motherf**in' flute And I'm ready to raid to get paid and get loot Need some weapons? I'm ready to share Cause I'm dishin' out blades like a renaissance faire I'm ready for war. straight diggin' out trenches Got a treasure trove of online wenches You attack, didn't know that I was pro I cast reflex, where did your armor cla** go? Don't mess with me, I PvP I'll take you out, destroy your whole team This love affair started early for me Way back in the time of D&D And opposition, I face plenty But I'll take'm all out with one D20 Real life seems dull to me That's why I'm living in the land of the RPG [Chorus] Livin' in the land of the RPG! I'm living in the land of the RPG! Livin' in the land of the RPG! I'm living in the land of the RPG! [Verse 2] In real life, I got a dumb a** job A dumba** boss, but don't give a toss Cause a small monthly fee is all it costs To be a bad motherf**er in Azeroth I'm shooting shadow magic all up in your dome I could use my guild, or I could do it alone I like open maps so I can ride my mount Cast the Wrath of God, take everything out Power up (RAWR!) Get my stats maxed Take Paladin son, bout to whoop that a** Betray me once and I'm gonna bang ya Drink tons of beer when I call it Mana Magic: The Gathering, Lord of the Rings These are just two of my favorite things Real life is a joke to me That's why I'm livin' in the land of the RPG [Chorus] [Verse 3] Collecting the scrolls, always looking for trolls I'm a dragon-huntin', motherf**in' taker of souls Completing the quest, always down for a raid Then I loot that chest Time to get paid Farmin' XP, like a psycho If you meet me you're gonna need insurance like GEICO When it comes to armor, I'm a star With a pimped-out, half-naked avatar Castin' spells while I ride a horse Launch a fireball son, at some ugly orcs A rabid force, I'm Dovahkiin I'll FUS RO DAH like you've never seen Fully equipped, I'm Dragonborn When you're all maxed out, it's gamer p**n Real life, just can't compete That's why I'm livin' in the land of the RPG [Chorus] [Verse 4] All these skeletons,gotta get behind'em Need a bigger backpack to carry more items Picking up j**els and craftin' weapons That's lava dude, so watch where you're steppin Sneakin' like a ninja with the [?] Pickpocket your a** then I'll slit your throat LOOK OUT! IT'S A BLIZZARD! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Here comes the wizard! Undead zombies rise from the grave Until I berserk and unleash the rage Then I pick the cage, and bust it free With my high level Mage, everything hotkeys Stamina, Dexterity I got more loot in my bag then I'll ever need Intelligence, Strength If you need a loan b**h, I'm the bank Hit the Astral Plane and fight a Beholder Diamond battleaxe sittin' right on my shoulder Drink this brew, it'll make you faster Trust me, dude, I'm the Dungeon Master Bring your friends, I'm down to brawl Tabletop, online, I'll play them all In real life, I never sleep So I'm livin' in the land of the RPG [Chorus] [Outro]