Teamheadkick - Halo Reach Uber Rap "Its All About Reach" lyrics

I've been a Halo Fanboy since back in the day The best shooter just got the major upgrade Spent the last decade hangin with the Chief Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST This game is sick like internet p**n Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me Multiplayer motherf**er, this time I'm getting crazy Take your whole team out, yeah, I'm that fast Like a gay dinosaur you'll be a Mega Sore Ass I ain't done with you son, it's time to run and gun I get to steppin my weapon be blastin noobs for fun DMR be bangin out steady, I'm on the ready Headshottin little grunts, popping out confetti Sneaking up behind you a**a**inate you quick Mad love to Bungie this game is so sick While you be lagging, I be fragging, straight making it rain The tactics are scary Legendary Campaign Cap the flag, armor lock, headhunter, playing Swat Pop your head around the corner and then you get dropped Can't stop cause the epoic fightfight goes on Smoking your a** like I was Cheech and Chong No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach Teabagging your grill because I'm a face humper Hoping round like a rabbit, cause I'm using bumper jumper And truthfully I never really liked the elites But that's all changed now because bungie made them beast Snipers hot, 1 shot, no scope to your face I'm the mutha f**ing kig of the sticky grenades Across the map, your trapped, I'll toss it up It will stick to your face you'll be like "what the f**?" Loadouts so leet that you can't belive Sprint, halographic decoy, invisibility A shotty spree and a sword beatdown Then getting bulltrue's cause your a clown I feel right at hoem with those old school maps Double k**, Tripple k**, Over k**, k**tac Running you down on teh mongoose son The hog, and the ghost and the scorpion It's fun, to play Reach all night In fact f**, there goes a year of my life You and me, yep, we got a date On Bloodgulch, your straight getting raped By the tanks so thanks for that funning riot I'll stretch you out like your on a diet Being all sneaky as a Deciever Then I'll blast you in your head like you were Justin Beiber No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach Wait What is that man, it smells like feces Oh damn, it's the covenant species The Elites, the Hunters, the Brutes and the skirmishers Jackals, the drones, the grunts, and the engineers I'm a Spartan so s** my wiener And I'm like Chuck Norris when it comes to teh arena Oh No where do we got, you just got your motherf**ing a** kicked at Halo Again my friend, it's the uber rap 2 I'm back fully stacked ain't got nothing to prove I love this game, there ain't no faking Spend all of my time up int eh matchmaking Lookign godamn s**y with Armor and Recon Say goodbye to your life, and say hello to your mom You camp so much that you need a tent It's like Froman cooking up marshmallows and sh** Health is getting low so I'm trying to survive But your the friggin helen Kellar of xbox live You couldn't hit a fat chick, even with a sword And since I'm talking sh**, lets talk about forge Forge world is bigger than Oprah's a**, bigger than Bill Gate's cash Or Lady GaGa's mustache Stay away Bk cause your team is trash I play so much I've got an MLG rash No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach