Team StarKid - Ready To Go lyrics

Sally: Look at me, with my pigtails so tight You'd think that I might explode, right? Look at me, with my arms in a twist Not alarming I missed the right road Ms. Cooter: It's not too late To turn around And find a better way Sally: It's not up to fate To lay the groundwork For a better day! Ms. Cooter: You gotta, shake it up Put your hair down darlin' You really need to unwind Sally: I gotta pick it up 'Cause my life is calling Me on the other line It's time to start over And today is like The first day of the year So get that chip off my shoulder 'Cause its weighing me down And keeping you right here Ms. Cooter: I want to get out See the great big world out there Sally and Ms. Cooter: It's time to set out 'Cause I feel There's something in the air I might be losing my mind But there's one thing that I know: That I'm finally ready So ready to go! Sally: Yeah, I'm finally ready I'm ready to... (Dialogue) Joey: Hey Dick, does My hair look alright? Dick: Hell yeah, buddy You're a sight to see Joey: (Spoken) 'Kay good. Listen up Just try to relax, Cause a mishap's The last thing I need I wanna rise up To the next level Get off this middle ground I've got this yearnin' Burnin' like the devil I'm here for the rebound Pa** the ball I know I'm on fire! Dick: Yeah, yeah You're on a roll! Joey: (Spoken) I know! Dick: What do you want From your kingdom, sire? Joey: I wanna take control... Hyo! I need a brand new game plan No more warming benches Like I've done before Dick: Get your head in the game, man! (Spoken) Here's what I'm thinking Joey: sh**, she's coming Out that door! Joey and Dick: Ahhh! Ahhh! Joey: Say yes, Vanessa yes, I must confess Of my obsession with your design I will not rest, no, not unless I find a way to make you mine I'm gonna get her If it's the last thing That I do Dick: But just remember You can't get her Joey and Dick: Without you/me too! So buckle up, all you amateurs 'Cause today were goin' pro We're finally ready So ready to go! Vanessa: (Spoken) Hello? Tiffany: Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess That I'm not wearing Undies today? Vanessa: Oh, Tiff LOL, what's the diff? You can still Take them off anyway Tiffany: IKR... Vanessa: BTW... Vanessa and Tiffany: Where are you right now? Tiffany: We need to talk... Vanessa: Oh, I totes see you! Vanessa and Tiffany: BRB. Ciao, ciao! (Dialogue) Old Snatch: When you've been around The block as much as I have You feel just like a CEO Flopsy: (Spoken) Oh, how's that? That must feel nice. Old Snatch: You see, I'm done with all these co*ks But they're not lettin' me retire I tell ya, I'm ready to go! Flopsy: It's like living the same way That an old pair of shoes do Every day's a one man show! They start to stink, then there's holes, And they don't fit the way they used to I've had it! I'm ready to go! Old Snatch: (Spoken) Look at us We're just a couple of stiffs... Flopsy: (Spoken) Ha! Now you're just being cute! Old Snatch: With a lifetime of ifs... Flopsy: (Spoken) Don't be so hard on us. Old Snatch: And I wonder With someone else Could be more fair? Flopsy: (Spoken) Yeah! I mean it's not like We're some one-dick pony... Old Snatch: (Spoken) Oh, now who's being cute? Flopsy: We could be more if only... Old Snatch and Flopsy: Someone out there Would answer our prayer! While we wait to be delivered Go ahead, cry me a river We agree that there's No quid pro quo! Flopsy: So until that great vacation... Old Snatch: Save your tears for lubrication Old Snatch and Flopsy: And lord have mercy Are we ready to go! Mercy, are we ready to go... Tiffany: Listen up! Vanessa, sweetie I do this 'cause I care Vanessa: (Spoken) I know. Tiffany: This is war Forget your peace treaty Justice is right over there! Vanessa: I guess I could use a new guy 'Cause it's been a while And I am still so young Why not give it a try? At the very least it Could be kinda fun Tiffany: Hey now, Vanessa That's the girl I know and love Vanessa: I've been so boring Boy, I'm glad I had a little shove! Vanessa and Tiffany: Tick, tock While the iron's hot There's no time To take it slow You gotta be ready So ready to All: Go... I'm ready to go... I'm ready to go... I'm ready to go... We're finally ready And the time is right For us to light a spark We're keepin' it steady With our eyes on the prize To get us through the dark I know there's so much more To what I think I see I feel a change, and the Strange thing is... it's part of me! My hormones are freakin' out And I think I'm gonna blow! Joey and Dick: We're locked and loaded... Sally and Ms. Cooter: Oh, so devoted... Old Snatch and Flopsy: Low and demoted... Vanessa and Tiffany: Totes, just toted... All: We're finally ready So ready to go!