Team StarKid - Big T's Temptation lyrics

Big T: Take a look at what you see I bet you've never seen a dick so fine I've been blessed with style and length I'm the pinnacle of God's design I stand up tall, and I stand up proud Every pretty lady loves the way I look And the way I feel around Hey buddy, don't you see? It could be you and Big T Take a look at what you see I mean, you're not exactly Richard Gere Your stomach's all floppy and your clothes are all sloppy And your acne won't disappear But join with me, and you'll be just fine All the pretty ladies won't know what to do When I'm yours and you are mine Go on and take your pick It's you and your dick Chorus: Who's that boy with the nine inch toy? It's you and your dick! Big T: Every day, walking down the street You're the number one butcher With the prime cut meat Chorus: Who's that man with the big black plan? It's you and your dick! Big T: Every night, when the mood is right If the ladies give me lips Then baby, I won't bite, hey! (Spoken) Well, maybe just a little. (Spoken) I might, just, you know, a little nibble. (Spoken) Just a, just a little. Take a look at what you see It's a dick who's come crawling back He left you out there in the world Now, tell me, what kind of dick does that? He's not worth your time, he can't even screw He's a floppy pecker who just hangs around He could never be the dick for you Chorus: Who's that boy with the nine inch toy? It's you and your dick! Big T: Get that sad little bishop out of here! Chorus: Who's that man with the big black plan? It's you and your dick! Big T: There's a new dick in town And his name... Is Big Tallywhacker!