Team Dresch - I'm Illegal lyrics

I'm afraid walking down the street holding hands with my girlfriend that some cop is gonna arrest me (uh, excuse me ladies) sometimes i think i've even done something wrong invite me in show me around make me feel safe i am illegal i'm nearly gone i have this vivid memory of being in a boat with a friend i was 11 i said girls can't get married to each other i remember thinking how f**ed up that was you say you have a ban on affection did i hear you right? what do you think cuz i'm not sure whether i didn't get that job (we hired someone else) because my hair's parted on the wrong side or because im a flaming s&m rubber dyke (whack!)