Taylor Swift - Monologue Song (La La La) lyrics

[Verse 1] I like glitter and sparkly dresses But I'm not going to talk about that In my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter But I'm not going to talk about that In my monologue [Chorus] La la la, la la la [Verse 2] I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me But I'm not going to say that In my monologue I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public But I'm not going to say that In my monologue [Chorus] La la, la la la la la This is my musical monologue [Verse 3] You might think I'd bring up Joe The guy who broke up with me on the phone But I'm not going to mention him In my monologue Hey Joe! I'm doing real well Tonight I'm hosting SNL But I'm not going to brag about that In my monologue [Chorus] La la la, ha ha ha Ha ha ha, ha ha ha La la la [Verse 4] And if you're wondering if I might Be dating the werewolf from Twilight [mouths "Hi Taylor!", blows him a kiss] I'm not going to comment on that In my monologue [Chorus] La la, la la la la la This is my musical monologue [Verse 5] You might be expecting me to say Something bad about Kanye And how he ran up on the stage And ruined my VMA monologue But there's nothing more to say Cause everything's okay I've got security lining this stage This is my SNL monologue [Chorus] La la, la la la la la This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la la la That was my SNL monologue