Taryn Southern - Shave Your Ballsack lyrics

Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy So many ba**sacks for me to grabby They come in all colors, sizes and shapes Some like pears and some like grapes Long and tall, round and wide Loose and tight and off to one side There's ba**sacks of all different kind There's only one type I don't like Hairy ba**sacks are my one pet peeve Hairy ba**sacks make me dry heave Shaving is key to being ball hair-free So please shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me You can do it in the gym, while you're in the steam You can do it in the shower with your favorite shaving cream You can do it with clippers, you can do it with a razor If you want it gone forever, you can do it with a laser You can shave your ba**sacks anywhere I don't care if people stare 'Cause the most important thing to me Is are your ba**sacks hair-free? Shave your ba**sacks, but don't do just one Shave your ba**sacks, it's oodles of fun Smooth and silky is the way to be So please shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me Or I'll do it for you Shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me