I'm out on a bender Drink too much I might get you You're out on a bender too Sleep through the morning Sheets of mine invite me You sleep through the morning too And it's only right You should stay the night Or stay a month or two But Helena won't get stoned Helena won't get stoned I think it's part of her Catholic education Helena won't get stoned For good measure these chains I wear they chafe me Just for pleasure sure Our Lady of the Rockies Sweet virgin bliss surround me Sportin' walkie-talkies, yeah You got your ears on baby My soft old lady Leave your past behind But Helena won't get stoned Helena won't get stoned I think it's part of her Catholic education Helena won't get stoned And it's only right You should stay the night Or stay a month or two But Helena won't get stoned Helena won't get stoned I think it's part of her Catholic education Helena won't get stoned