Tankard - Somewhere In Nowhere lyrics

Coming from a show at the edge of the earth Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth Waiting for our homebound airplane We had a few more tiny beers Boarding our plane home I would shock the bourgeois I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: Pa!- Pa! Falling back into my flight seat A distant voice is talking to me The Gentleman might please excuse The Pilot likes to have a word Please take your personal stuff with you Alas! You may not stay aboard Lost somewhere in nowhere Can't make my way back home Lost somewhere in nowhere I'm stranded all alone First I thought:"The lady wants a baby from me!" Our manager got nervous, he looks like E.T Instead of falling into deep sleep She threw me off the plane A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight I reached my destination with delay of one night Cuddling deep into my sofa Again I hear the distant voices The Gentleman might please excuse The Pilot likes to have a word Please take your personal stuff with you Alas! You may not stay aboard Lost somewhere in nowhere Can't make my way back home Lost somewhere in nowhere I'm stranded all alone Solo The Gentleman might please excuse The Pilot likes to have a word Please take your personal stuff with you Alas! You may not stay aboard Lost somewhere in nowhere Can't make my way back home Lost somewhere in nowhere I'm stranded all alone Lost somewhere in nowhere Can't make my way back home Lost somewhere in nowhere I'm stranded all alone