Tankard - Myevilfart lyrics

Hey boss! Your Party's cool Another year so let's start drinking Excess! The alcohol flows Your birthday is a night for sinners My bladder's full Need to take a k**er piss now I can't, can't hardly walk Gotta find a wall to mark now I went to pee, and pa**ed some gas My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my a** [Chorus:] My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart Here comes my friend With a raging pole to empty Nice, right next to me Wretched wind right up his nostril My friend got sick, he had to puke My a** had the power, it wasn't a fluke [Chorus:] My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart The job was done I went back home really happy Still unable to walk Hit the hay but then I blew more People-a lesson learned A lot of beers and you'll start stinking Eat beans-and that's how it goes Make people spew and be a winner [Chorus:] My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart