Tankard - Stone Cold Sober lyrics

Hey, liste, we're so sick of it Fire water is the devil's drink Don't want it, no more chugaloo Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk! Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod d**h No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead No whisky, you can have our beer We'll be living in sobpiety Immortal! Drinking is a sin Prohibition is a good idea Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight Don't do it! Through your beer away! There'a a better way to have some fun At parties, if you wanna booze Get a six-pack of tomato juice Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod d**h No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead Believe it, we are clean and dry We could play a gig at double a Headbangers on a water binge If you're heavy don't you drink and dive Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight The future - we can see it now Merchendizing heavy metal link Thrash soda in the water bar Multivitamins - we got our fill Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod d**h No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight