Tankard - R.I.B. (Rest In Beer) lyrics

They call (they call) me mad (me mad) The scientist of dread Alas in '87 My grand invasion failed 'Bout time! New plan! Time is ripe - evil plan! 'Bout time! New plan! Made a deal with Satan The Lord (the lord) of hell (of hell) Helped my invention well With "Bad-Brew" I will wipe out The law of purity Chemical world dominion R.I.B. - rest in beer! "My little mad professor" Lucifer said to me "The humans gonna suffer!" R.I.B. - rest in beer! Soon my (soon my) idea (idea) Has taught mankind to fear The impact of my "Bad-Brew's" Infectious formula Spread out! For free! Spreading by drinks for free Spread out! For free! Purity - disappeared! d**h on (d**h on) the fly (the fly) Kiss healthiness goodbye! With "Bad-Brew" I will wipe out The law of purity Chemical world dominion R.I.B. - rest in beer! "My little mad professor" Lucifer said to me "The humans gonna suffer!" R.I.B. - rest in beer! Satan's choir: All the mortals shall obey me! I will drag their souls to hell And a contract signed in toxics Drink it up - the poisoned ale! With "Bad-Brew" I will wipe out The law of purity Chemical world dominion R.I.B. - rest in beer! "My little mad professor" Lucifer said to me "The humans gonna suffer!" R.I.B. - rest in beer! Satan's choir: All the mortals shall obey me! I will drag their souls to hell And a contract signed in toxics Drink it up - the poisoned ale!