Tankard - Talk Show Prostitute lyrics

Barbe! Help me please! Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me You want to see my private parts? Or see the girl that broke my heart? She's drilling me just to make your day But I don't care 'cause I like to pay Is schlager in or schlager out? Do you care what it's all about? Or are you bored beyond belief 'cause your home, sick and need relief? I am a Talk Show Prostitute I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs I am a Talk Show Prostitute You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt I am a Talk Show Prostitute I fill the empty spaces in your boring life Is this the future on T.V.? You watch as I exploit me here My friend, it's public larceny Kick back while I get my feet My world is open for the ma** You s**ers now can kiss my a** The pay-check's coming in the mail The money's good - but the themes are stale I am a Talk Show Prostitute I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs I am a Talk Show Prostitute You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt I am a Talk Show Prostitute I fill the empty spaces in your boring life Meiser! Help me please! Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me I am a Talk Show Prostitute I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs I am a Talk Show Prostitute You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt I am a Talk Show Prostitute I fill the empty spaces in your boring life