Listen here folks: I'm going to sing a little song Don't get mad: we don't mean no harm There was a little black rooster: met a little brown hen Made a date at the barn: about half past ten I went to see my gal: up across the hall Found another mule: kicking in my stall Now the gal I love: she's long and slim When she whip it: it's too bad Jim Now the rooster crowed: and the hen looked around At the *bom bom diddly*: got to carry me into town Mama had a little dog: and its name was Ball And if you give him a little taste: he want it all Uncle Bud and Aunt Jane: went to *take a pan hon* Aunt Jane fell down: and Uncle Bud If you see my gal: tell her to hurry home I ain't had no sa**: since she been gone I wear my britches: up above my knees Strut my jelly: with who I please Uncle Bill came home: about half past ten He see in the hole: but he couldn't get in Me and my brother: was up in the loft We was seeing a film: when they broke it off