[Verse 1: Conor G] My name is Conor G and I'm the new kid on the block And if you don't like it you can s** my big fat Lock all your doors cause Keith! Party's in your neighbourhood We're dressed to the nines and we're up to no good I'm gonna rock sock shock shamrock the block We'll be .... when you punch the clock .... we don't need no invitation .... better warn your cronies Take half a pill, then half a pill more I've necked seven pills when I... [Verse 2: Hot Dog] [Verse 3: Cathead] Keith's come to gatecrash your birthday bash Eat your birthday cake and smoke your stash I'm the party invader Hungry like an alligator Hate me now but you'll thank me later You party like you're on an old age pension Your place is so clean like you've got an inspection I'll make this the party that wins the election All it needs is a hot Keith injection! I'm Keith, I'm the party's main man Got a foolproof campaign plan Spreading vibes across the land From your kitchen to the desert sand Today's your birthday but tomorrow the world You've got a lot to gain from Tay Conor and Bourke And Talky, Mac, Gez, Tregz, Nev, Dog and Lee Your party needs a dose of Keith!