I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a s** fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd you like to waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started to grind The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell you what she did to me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show you no mercy But she'll show you how to grind Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said thank you for a funky time Call me up whenever you want to grind...