When we are a' walking, and I lay my eyes on you I gotta take a breather, ‘cause my body feels like goo When we are a' dancing, and you lay your hands on me I gotta take a moment, ‘cause I feel like grape jelly Oh, baby, 1, 2, 3, 4 What gets me So randy Weak in knees So kinky Is all the respect you've got for me When you're thinking of me, you call me to tell me so Baby, call the doctor, ‘cause I'm flailing head to toe When you say you love me, so tender and genuine Dial up 911 ‘cause baby, you make me lose my mind You may ask my hand in dance But ultimately understand that I wear the pants You do hold the door for me But don't use feminism to nullify chivalry You don't mind my imperfections You're just the kinda man of which I've always been a' wishin'