T-Pain - Therapy Skit lyrics

[Talking:] Ahhh... Take a sip of this... eh, let's go (yay) I want you to feel this beat baby, come on girl let's go Listen, (what's up), this ain't the way I wanted it to end But I got to go Gotta get missing You ain't gotta kick me out I'll get out my own house But you still need to get your s*** together girl What do I do, what do I say Gotta get us back to the way That we used to be back in the day Who do I call to talk to Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me All we need is therapy Like 1, 2, 3, 4 get the hell up out my door 5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your s**, I'll masturbate 9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah) Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah) Listen, (what's up), I know you ain't used to us being friends But I got to go No more kissing You ain't got to go away But I know I cannot stay Cause you still gotta get your s*** together girl What do I do, what do I say Gotta get us back to the way That we used to be back in the day Who do I call to talk to Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me All we need is therapy Like 1, 2, 3, 4 get the hell up out my door 5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your s**, I'll masturbate 9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah) Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah) Ew you too much pressure doll You gonna raise my cholesterol I gotta lower the phone, decibels Just to talk, just a thought I'm gonna get a girl with a a** just as soft Who swear man dolls like reservoir And I was mister pink Remember those nights on the kitchen sink I was choking you in a good way, good way Now we in the streets and I'm choking you in a hood way When the cops come what I could say You know how all that gossip is Next morning box of perez Any girl I take out media take care of I need a break now Before I break now Show me your janet jacksons if you nasty You said you want to cut my nuts off like jesse jackson, cla**y Ew, why she say that ouch b**h, give me back my couch And that same couch cashed in Now listen to t-pain sing Like 1, 2, 3, 4 you can get up out my door 5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your s**, I'll masturbate 9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah) Can't do it sawty, can't deal with you babe Can't handle the pressure of you