T-Pain - Chopped 'n' Skrewed lyrics

[ Intro] Yeah! Yeah yeah! Whoa, ohh Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty Don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me Yeah, yeah yeah [ Tallaha**ee-Pain, Verse 1] Have you ever seen A dime piece all alone at the bar, bar-bar? Straight out of a magazine And you just want to let her know who you are, are-are So you say, let me buy you a drink Or a little conversation If that's what you want to do, do-do Then she said, love is about to end Then you said, why don't you come to my crib? Then she said, I can't leave my friends [ Chorus] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been dance-dance screwed And 'ewed-'ewed, chopped screwed-screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed You've officially been screwed Screwed, screw-screw Chop-chop and screwed You've officially been danced and screwed Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah [ T-Pain, Verse 2] Have you ever been in the VIP room Of your favorite street club, club-club And you got a shawty on you Kissing on your neck Making you feel like she so in love, love-love Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up-up And you said, shawty what's really up? And she takes big sip out yo cup Then she said, that'll be 60 bucks [ Chorus] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed Chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been dance-dance screwed And 'ewed-'ewed chopped, screwed-screwed (Luda-Luda, ha ha ha) You've officially been chopped and screwed [ Ludacris, Verse 3] Nah-nah-nah Shawty why you acting all like that, like that Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me? Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em But even more I bet you really can't live with out me You-you must of flipped yo wig You got to be out yo mind I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine Back breaker, put you over my knee Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya Have you praising the lord Like thank you, thank you, thank you Lord I want to thank you But have you ever met a women that will lead you on And steer you wrong instead of please ya? Have you singing this song Cause all night long she did nothing but Flirt and tease ya But I got to admit that I have Put one in the air sit back and I laugh Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? Probably cause of the amount of booty that I grabbed Coming back to haunt me So instead of being put into submission and subdued Guess what dawg? ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda [ Chorus] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been dance-dance screwed And 'ewed-'ewed, chopped screwed-screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed You've officially been screwed Screwed, screw-screw Chop-chopped and screwed You've officially been danced and screwed Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me (Yeah) Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, (Chopped and screwed) Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me me-me me-me-me