T.J. Miller - Little Mi$$ Party Animal lyrics

What up, y'all! Little mi, money sign, money sign, party animal AKA, money sign hitface Let's get it started y'all, 1998 J-Snuggle, hit the booth, give me some percu$$ion. Replace all the S's motherf**er It's 2:00pm, b**h, time to smoke us some weed Go to see a movie, get paranoid and leave There were too many people, we couldn't pay attention And the THC makes for poor memory retention Walk up to the bar and everything is free 'Cause I already gave them my credit card and ID It's like Little Jon said, "Shots, shots, shots, shots!" When I'm outisde vomitting they call the "Cops, cops, cops, cops!" The club let us right in, after about an hour I'm sweating from withdrawal, don't need to take a shower (We, we) pill poppin', on that ecstasy I'm chewing on my cheek so much I'm bleeding profusely All that matters is the here, now, now, now There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout "Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch Time for vikes and percocets, let's get it going fool Hopefully tomorrow there's no blood in my stool I take all the pills you got, come on and gimme, gimme This lifestyle rocks, like the stones in my kidney Drink all night, wake up late for work By night, I'm a baller; by day, a patent office clerk I'm getting drug tested, boss can tell that I'm bluffin' High levels of h**n? Nah, that's a poppy seed muffin Acid and 'x,' the full-court press In three days, we'll be super depressed I eat magic mushrooms, then I go ahead and puke The last four times I freaked out... You know honestly I think that was probably a fluke All that matters is the here, now, now, now There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout "Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch Score a little coke, start talking real fast I'm telling you man, my whole life, like my entire life Was changed from that one highschool cla** Cocaine wakes us up, 'cause we're tired from being smashed Got an erection at the Waffle House but I know it won't last Got that coke drip dripping down the back of my throat 80 degrees outside but I'm wearing a coat Cop pulls us over, we smell like marijuana Nah, officer, it's incense, believe what you wanna We're honoring almighty Krishna and- Okay I'm on parole, we'll stop Did somebody say D.J. Stop 'N' Talk? Oh sorry, I thought- I guess that was a different song Oh, okay fine, I know when I'm not needed I can take a hint when it's told to me directly All that matters is the here, now, now, now There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout "Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch All that matters is the here, now, now, now There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout "Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch (on the couch) All that matters is the here, now, now, now There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout "Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch -