T.J. Miller - Denver lyrics

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Have you heard, the bird's not the word, it's Denver High average income, roll like big spenders Affordable housing, good money lenders Low obesity, no need for suspenders 300 days of sunshine! Check your calendar Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Freedom of speech here, no censure But don't dis the city, or the Thunderdome you enter Talk sh** about her, trust that I'll defend her Attack Denver, your weapons we render (useless) Chug Coors, tip the bartender Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Address unknown, return to Denver Only go to gay pride, when I'm on the bender Ain't like texas women, don't have to guess the gender Rocky Mountain oysters, I'll eat it if it's tender You'd eat bulls balls too if you had human balls, Wendell Denver, Denver, f** you Wendell Girls are hot, transfat, or transgender If your daughter's bad at school they're gonna suspend her Preppin' d-town at (pueblo?), pretender We got the Rocky Mountains in all their splendor But not Rocky 'cause we are a contender Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver Well, Atlanta's where the players play, but they live in Denver Rather drive stoned, avoid a fender-bender Wanna marry Holly, but obsessed with Kendra Went to war with Texas, they surrendered What's more, all that stuff about us eating Texan babies is Folklore, we do drink their blood though Seriously, f** a bunch of Texans -er Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver I grabbed your a** 'cause it was looking tender Don't send me to jail, I'm a first time offender Go ahead, a**ign a public defender 'Cause their lawyers Are the f**ing bomb, y'all! Hella dope-a** legal representation. Huah! Legal eagles and legal beagles, y'all Don't forget what you heard Go forth and spread the word, y'all Denver, Colorado (rado, rado) 303, dopest lawyers in the country y'all One time for (J-Cat?) Miller Tellin' all y'all to check it You know how those Colorado lawyers do, hwah! They always gotta backup their drinks, man What? 'Cause they just pa**ed the bar, yooooo- TJ, god dammit, you rhymed tender with Denver like six times. More like three. That's still a lot. That's true. Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver -