T.J. Miller - Battle Of The Century, Part IV lyrics

Brandon Johnson Ladies and gentlemen, put on your special underwear Imagine three black swans in a gaggle Way before Natalie Portman, y'all It's Ugly Duckling! Straight from Long Beach, they old school y'all I don't know how we got 'em to get on this album Way too good to be on this track... T.J. Is somebody in yo' family sick? (Battle, battle, battle, battle...) Ugly Duckling Hey! T.J. Miller Hey U.D. All right T.J. If we must battle, we must... What's up, T.J., J.T... T.J. It's T.J U.D. Whatever it is they call you T.J. Yeah, that's fine, whatever U.D. Now You're unaware that the public doesn't care about you But you hired a bodyguard that's got nothing to do He must protect you from gettin' a good script 'Cause you've had some bombs, it's like you on the Gaza Strip And now you wanna go and try your media hand at battlin' But you can't hear the beat, you rap like Marlee Matlin Better to be speechless that speak up and be this Now squeeze your lips and keep clingin' to this D-list J.T. you got it backwards, you're an actor gone rapper Stick with what you're good at and capture the laughter It's obvious to me that you should stick to comedy Don't listen to your entourage, they're make believeat You wanna M.C., you ain't got what it takes Go back to Colorado, Cali's not your state I saw you in Superbad, you're a star That wasn't me. I don't know who you are T.J. Yo... yo... um... You know, this competition is about, it's really The best man winning, and you guys have clearly bested me So, thank you guys so much for coming, it was a lot of fun I forfeit, heh....I surrender, uh, call me France But it was really good, so how did you guys write that stuff? Just, think of it all at once, or you freestyling, or... What kind of stuff do you do? Okay, oh. No, all right. Yeah, we'll talk about it later. We can talk about it later. It's all right, I mean, I know. You probably- you just finished battling so you wanna... Go outside and have a cigarette or something... I get it... Hey, I get it!... I know what it's like.... Rappin' Yo, being with them, for me, that was an eyeful Ugly Duckling, my hip-hop idols Heh... Maybe I'll email that to them. (Cold ham in the morning!) -