T.J. Miller - Battle of the Century, Part II lyrics

Brandon Johnson That last battle was crazy y'all And we're still here in the thunder dome Nobody's safe My next man comin' up to y'all, is your man T.J. Miller The only person who can battle a bear That's right y'all, Yogi Bear y'all It ain't fair, y'all And his challenger, you know who he is And if you don't know, get VH1 you broke motherf**ers He's the voice of the e-trade baby, y'all! Y'all know him as Pete Holmes But we all know him as it-ain't-safe-to-go Holmes (Battle, battle, battle, battle...) Pete Holmes I don't need to battle rap Beat your a** with a snapple cap Sip an Arnold Palmer, diss your a** with the 'fun fact' No time to react, shut you down like CBGB No one likes you, everybody loves me It's easy to see, this MC has you beat I'm so good at rappin', Aziz's got bits about meetin' me She's outta my league, you're outta your depth, put it to rest You put the 'bad' in Breaking Bad without even cooking meth sh**'s sterile, your hair looks like Will Ferrell I just lynch your a** like motherlovin' Merrill Is your name Merrill, Imma call you Merrill More Splenda, Merrill? Purse Dog, Merrill? T.J. Miller Hey, hey, stop calling me Merrill for a second, okay? You're supposed to take a break That was longer than you're suppose to take And why- what is with the rhymes? Like... A bunch of that stuff was really hurtful. Pete I thought that was the idea... T.J. What was that she's outta my league stuff And I wasn't even in Breaking Bad The Aziz thing was funny, but what's up with the, like, You don't say someone's sterile on their album. Pete I'm sorry, I- T.J. Miller Shut the f** up, man. Pete We can do it again. T.J. Yeah, no, thanks for coming on the album. Pete Wait, T-... TJ All right... TJ, TJ, mad talented, he's like a freak I loved him in 'Get Him To The Greek' Gulliver's Travels! - I feel like a sellout now Yeah, making children smile! You f**ing sensitive, rich p**y