When I tiptoe to the house, high as a kite I'd rather face a tiger than to face my wife She's the no sleepin'est woman I ever did see When I hit the doorstep she knows it's me With my shoes in my hand, I'm careful too It makes no difference, it's "honey, is that you?" She's the no sleepin'est woman I ever did see When I hit the doorstep she knows it's me Well I like to play around sometime with my friend But when I go home I'm afraid to go in She thinks my head is a rubber ball It's the same old story from summer to fall She knows I'm sick, and a little tight But I gotta prepare for a all night fight She's the no sleepin'est woman I ever did see When I hit the doorstep she knows it's me Well I like to play around sometime with my friend But when I go home I'm afraid to go in She thinks my head is a rubber ball It's the same old story from summer to fall She knows I'm sick, and a little tight But I gotta prepare for a all night fight She's the no sleepin'est woman I ever did see When I hit the doorstep she knows it's me She's the no sleepin'est woman I ever did see I give her some pills and she trick poor me No sleepin'est woman that I ever did see