Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Doug E. Fresh is no show [Oh my God!] Verse 1 Money Luv,, Mikey D; Excuse me, Lady Lux Have you ever seen the show with Dougie on the mic Doesn't move a inch 'cause his shoes are too tight The left fist, right the right That's not precise The reason why he bought the [Ho! [What?] Oh snap, he got a hole that i can see right through And [Oh my God! [Oh my God!] Verse 2Money Luv We remember last week, you missed the show You had and you didn't even go You was mad, you looked around in the room Not for your Guccis but your Fruit-a-Loops Your Ballys were gone, so was your shoehorn So you had to put a pair of your sneakers on Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Mikey D, you're on Verse 3Mikey D, Symbolic Three I remember one time you was also late You was in the pizza parlor and the crows had to wait Playing "La Di Da Di" Rick tried to dance Then he bumped into your soda and spilled it on your pants Oh, Golly Wolly You was raising hell And the next six minutes you started to yell You did it again? Oh no Then you had to change late for the show Verse 4Symbolic Three, Mikey D Slick Rick Well, there's a little something that needs to be heard Mike, we was going up town Yeah, all alone, no one on the line Stepped on the E-Train to 169 We saw a fly guy, so we stepped his way And then he said Hi, my name is Rick and i'm gay We said "Oh no, there's been a mistake Honey, we thought you was a man, not a gay fruitcake" Oh, Tutti Frutti We was raising hell So we said "Your name is Rick but we'll call you Rickelle Rickelle, oh well, sorry that you had to be a little Tinkerbell" Symbolic, we rocking the house, you what we're saying And when we're on the mic there won't be no delaying Bust a move as we rock the house Yo Shock, play the beat with your fingers and mouth Verse 5Lady Lux Sorry Doug E. Fresh but you took too long Six minutes ago you was supposed to be on But instead you stayed home, messing with your hair While staring at Slick Rick's Gucci underwear Tonight on this very mic, you've been And we, the Symbolic Three just got hyped So yo, here we go, in case you didn't know Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh better find another show Since Doug E. Fresh will be not here tonight Mikey D and the Symbolic Three MCs Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Mikey D, you're on Verse 6Mikey D Wizard of rap I got rhymes all over the map Mikey D's the lator and the crab exterminator Be the baddest rapper and I'll make you worse Remember, Mikey D's the one who disrespected you first The undisputed rapper, never got taken out I toss you up blindfolded with a gag on your mouth You just a toy, boy, and you I will destroy If you ever try to come against the real McCoy Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Sha Luv, you're on Verse 7Sha Luv I am Sha Luv, the girl devastator On the microphone ain't no one greater known as the MC hater My style is known north and south of the Equator Accross the Pacific, I can be specific 'Cause I'm a MC who cannot Because I'm not edible, but incredible All of my rhymes are arranged alphabetical In order, to make it simple to find 'em And if they all I do is rewind 'em Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Money Luv, you're on Verse 8Money Luv I'm Money Luv, sophisticated Microphones i've operated, girls MCs i've mutilated With this rhyme you know i made it imitate it or you will be dominated Ricky, when I said Money Luv, this is not it I'm gonna bust another speed rhyme once again The devastating, motivating, innovating rhyme creator greater and i'm not an imitator Six minutes, six minutes Six minutes, Lady Lux, you're on Verse 9Lady Lux And to hear me rhyme for the very first time It's like mind Trying to find out what's behind enclosed doors It's like entering into a new dimension All you MCs that I have to diss Well, I'm gonna explain the reason for telling you this 'Cause the feel of rapping is very unique It requires free skills, a fresh technique You got to have the and the voice for it And most of your words have got to be legit You need creative thoughts, poetic writing MC who ever get caught biting 'Cause to be the best, you have to have the knowledge Or else, all you MCs i'll abolish