Sylvie Lewis - All His Exes lyrics

All his exes gather 'round, they rub against my ankles They're warm and soft, they make nice sounds They know their pleases and their thank-yous All his exes call him up to talk about whatever They want advice on boys and life He picks them up when they're under the weather He always says when he hangs up that in the battle of the s**es It makes him feel so good that he's still friends with all his exes All his exes throw a party on his birthday every year They reminisce and drink champagne I make sure I bring my own beer I smile politely and check my watch but I notice he never checks his It makes him feel so good that he's still friends with all his exes It occurred to me the other day and i just have to put this bluntly The only exes that I'm still friends with are the two that still want me He spends so much time with other girls that I always have suspected Perhaps I would be better off as one of all his exes