All the ladies fell for Rudolph Valentino He had a beano back in those balmy days He knew every time you meet an icy creature You've got to teach her hot blooded latin ways But even Rudy would have felt the strain Of making smooth advances in the rain CHORUS: Oh this year I'm off to Sunny Spain Y Viva Espana I'm taking the Costa Brava 'plane Y Viva Espana If you'd like to chat a matador, in some cool cabana And meet senoritas by the score, Espana por favor Quite by chance to hot romance I found the answer Flamenco dancers are by far the finest bet There was one who whispered oh hasta la vista Each time I kissed him behind the castanette He rattled his maracas close to me In no time I was trembling at the knee [Chorus] When they first arrive the girls are pink and pasty But oh so tasty as soon as they go brown I guess they know ev'ry fellow will be queuing To do the wooing his girlfriend won't allow But every dog must have his lucky day That's why I've learnt the way to shout: Ole! [Chorus]