Sykamore - Pirate Song lyrics

I know they say we're too young to be in love Baby, you know that it's just different with us 'Cuz when I looked into your patch And in your eye I feel connections in our hearts And I try To tell my mom and dad you own a boat And when you call me "Wench" It's just an inside joke I remember the first day I saw your ship You had just returned from a treasure hunting trip And I've been in love since the day I saw you And I had no doubts when I signed on with your crew Our love is like a ship sailing through a storm And I don't mind those other girls They keep me warm [Chorus:] I'm in love with a pirate, baby I'm sure there's nothing like it, baby His hair is long, his teeth are old But I'm drunk most of the time so I don't notice I'm in love with a pirate, baby I'm sure there's nothing like it, baby Every night I get to shine his shoes And every day is like a Caribbean cruise Swab the deck Scrub out the captain's chamber pot Some days it's bloody cold Some days it's bloody hot But it's so worth it to crawl in bed next to you That's to say if your fleabag monkey's not there too I love it when you get let me steer the wheel Even though I know it's because you wanna Cop a feel [Chorus] I have no doubt one day Me and my love will be wed So here's to hoping that I can make that Before I'm dead Cuz one thing they didn't tell me about the seas Is how susceptible you are to most to disease Scurvy, Typhoid, even the Black Plague Coincidentally, that's how my love got his peg leg [Chorus] I'm in love with a pirate, baby I'm sure there's nothing like it, baby My hair is gone, my teeth have rot But he still says I'm smoking hot I'm in love with a pirate, baby I'm sure there's nothing like it, baby Every night I get to shine his shoes So hoist the colors and dig out all the booze Cuz life is just a Caribbean cruise