[Intro: Dr. TC] Tyler you obviously have some f**ing problems And this is the end of this session, let's anything else you've gotta say? [Verse 1] Mom is getting jealous I see my manager more Than I see her before, I go on tour and it hurts I miss the days when this was fun but now it turned into work And getting legal, so now I got to watch the sh** that I blurt out My friends are turning into opposites Because my life is turning into opposite of sloppy wrist And all the b**hes who forgot about me want to ride my dick Harder than the white kids that copy sh** Ending it is all I f**ing think about, that's the sh** I think about All alone, bawling 'til my mothaf**in' eyes bleed See, he's a leader in person and smile, sh** gets disgursting When there's no person around, talking discussion sh**, man f**, I'm putting myself at a distance For instance, my best friend is now my f**ing a**istant n***as saying "Free Earl" without even knowin' him See, they're missing the new album, I'm missing my only friend [Interlude] When I say Odd, y'all say Future Odd.. Uh-uh, that sh**'s corny as f** (Tyler, you're doin' good. You have a cult following, you're-) To these white kids? [Verse 2] Charbroiled n***a on these dark beats Nauseous with the Nazis but it's normal what the cops see Awesome at his concert, but he never had a pop, see Mommy was a living single queen with a lat ti So while my wallets piling with some symbolic colored paper I lace her, cause she gave me such a lot at such a young age 20, why didn't she get that abortion? Probably cause that motherf**in embryo was morphing Into a Grammy winning schizophrenic f**ing orphan Oops, I mean ba*tard, a skinny a** disaster Mom works hard, still working on her masters Son lies about, taking cla**es at community college Just to record some bullsh** he calls ba*tard Start a f**in cult, clash his talents in a brash way Before he even had a mustache and cash And all I got was a f**in' sh**ty article in Thrasher [Interlude] Alright, just calm down (That ain't sh**, man) Now don't- don't- don't make yourself seem Guilty. That- that article was great (No f** that, n***a-) Your beating yourself up and your living the f**in' Life right now, okay? When I was your age, I would have Loved to be f**in' doing the things that your doing right now (f** that…f** all this sh**-) You- you- you act like I'm not here (Your not!-) (You aren't) I'm exactly who you're supposed to be talking to You don't f**in' help me with sh** You don't help me with sh**! fu*k! (mumbling) Yeah, you get that- that- you wouldn't do that- fu*k YOU!– you wouldn't- fu*k YOU!– you wouldn't shoot their friend OH fu*kIN' fu*k! (That's fine, it's not your fault) I KILLED MY fu*kIN' FRIENDS! fu*k! I'm gonna need security in here, and…uh- (gunna need some…inaudible) fu*k! I DIDN'T fu*kIN' SIGN UP FOR THIS sh*t! I'M NOT- I'M NOT fu*kIN' CRAZY! I'M A fu*kIN TABLE! (Yes, come quick. He's losing it.) I'M A fu*kIN' TABLE NO I'm not crazy, I'm a f**ing table, I'm a f**ing table! f** this sh** (Tyler, calm down!) [Verse 3] I'mma grab the Nina and find a nice arena Cause I can't even choose between Ortega or Sabrina And I'm not even human, I'm a body shaped demon With some semen in my sack and some problems in the back And a life that's fill with crap, and a finger filled with hate And a gat that's filled with love, now let opposites attract I can finally be one like a marriage in a church But this marriage has a hearse and the parents of the one That's getting married has a curse and it's made up inside of him Too late to reimburse but, wait it gets worse All the guests that's in the church, all decided to disperse So there was nobody who could stop the wedding with converse So they tied the knot, now it's too late to reverse This arrangement (Yes it is) and the nurse is amazed at the hurt That he was painting but it was obvious in all the photos He was paining, now a bunch of whispering immerse And then the nurse blurts (What the f** is his problem, here, we have two doses to give him, here) Why didn't anybody ask him first? (I've been asking you this whole time) Because nobody gave a f** [Outro: Dr. TC] Someone gave a f** Tyler And, uh, the person that gave a f** was me See, you're not, going crazy, it's me, I'm your best friend Tyler I know everything, I know everything about you You've been helping yourself this whole time Your friends, they're just figments of your imagination Dr. TC, see Tyler, I'm your conscience I'm Tron Cat, I'm Ace, I'm Wolf Haley, I'm... (Me)