Sycamore Smith - Threeways lyrics

Mr Bolan has been pulling Double duty in the study Louise & Hortense are wearing short-pants And their knees are rather ruddy The ceiling is festooned With a sort of putty And my feeling is that soon It will rain down on everybody The onanist shakes his fist At me and her and her Others swear by a loving pair, But three's what we prefer Ergo, me and her go sleep with her Lord MacLeese returned from Greece With a new appreciation for the Spartan He sold his bric-a-brac & hired Nick-n-Jack To wrestle for a spell beneath his tartan He sent his Lady off to France To buy a sapphire pendant 'Twas there she met Monique and Nance And found a sapphic penchant Two men named Gus & Paul sang in the music hall And left those audiences awfully less than gleesome But they had an agent who (though she was 82) Gave matinees away in trade for evening threesomes A singer's life is arduous My fellow minstrels know this But it was twice as hard for Gus & Paul To rise in show-biz