Swizz Beatz - Palm Pilot lyrics
*Young Gunz playing in background* [Katt]: Aw, pimpin' that's the Young Gunz, I love the Young Gunz [Game]: sh**, me too n***a [Katt]: Wait a minute [Game]: The f** [Katt]: Pimpin', what did that n***a just say? [Game]: I don't know, playa [Katt]: Play that again [Game]: Alright [Young Chris] So have that money right, and we don't mess with the funny type Fake a** pimps like Money Mike [Game]: What the f**, n***a, punk a** b**h [Katt]: Let me check my palm pilot, give me that fool, it's a full time pimp mode [Verse 1 - Katt Williams] Chris and Neefy, I'm warnin' you sweetie Y'all can't beat me, you'll see when you meet me I'ma say it real clear so you n***as understand f** the Young Gunz and both of your fans Somebody in your camp should've told you to stop it Now you two rappers gettin' f**ed by a comic I done been to New York, you n***as ain't a factor How does it feel to get dissed by an actor And y'all can't really diss a n***a at all I made one f**in' movie, I'm more famous than y'all And it'll take more than some Young Gunz to hurt me I put your momma on the stroller, b**h ain't but 30 Y'all just got moustaches, how you gon' burn me Two young gay virgins, a Bert and Ernie You don't concern me cause y'all ain't hot Y'all the only girl group Roc-A-Fella got Matter fact just don't say my name no more And try to keep your CD out the 99 cent store [Hook - Katt Williams] Cause you can't stop won't stop, two weak mothaf**as Who just need to sit down 'fore you get the f** clowned And if I see you around, I'ma pimp slap you down And then leave in my Gators without makin' a sound [Verse 2 - Katt Williams] Y'all really helped me out, but y'all ain't knowin' Hey, Chris tell Neefy his thong is showin' You need to be signin' to Nickelodeon, you the Children's Choice Next time you say my name put some ba** in your voice Mr. Carter is a pimp that's why he's got the Roc And got you two young b**hes sellin' co*k on the block You can't stop cause you never started And both of y'all n***as sound plain retarded Why did y'all get pimpin' started Two young girls that still get carded One of y'all s**s and the others garbage It ain't no secret it's common knowledge I could've let you slide but I'm too cold-hearted And I hope you mad enough to realize this You just got slapped by a fake a** pimp [Hook] [Katt]: Shh... I just put the kids to sleep, shh... [Game]: Time to wake they punk a** up [Verse 3 - Game] Can't stop, won't stop, Game sittin' outside In the stock Range, loadin' a clip while Pac playin' Since he wanna drop names, I'ma tie him up Leave him a** naked in the 'hood with his Roc chain When I pull the d**h card, your whole crew'll fold The bullets I throw'll have my Eagles in the Superbowl You don't want me put the fifth to your chest Watchin' lil Neefy scramble like "Vic get the tech" From 40 yards away, oh sh** he can catch Slugs like bikini wax the way they stick to his chest Yup, I make the savage come out And ain't no tellin' what the yappin' about before the plastic come out Blood comin' out the back of your mouth Unless you take Money Mike' name and put it back in your mouth Only thing left of you is the ash in your house You lookin' for a young gun bring Ca**idy out b**h [Game]: Yo, Mike kick 'em, man. Still asleep [Katt]: I-I can't even do it, n***a, I [Game]: Naw, n***a you gotta kick 'em, man, I'm tellin' you I do this sh** all the time, man, we put n***as to sleep, we kick 'em, that wake 'em up, man [Katt]: I know, but I just wanna see 'em resting there for a second [Game]: Naw man, go find a mo' f**in' ouija board or somethin', n***a and we gon', we gon' put the little thing on it, on the C and on the N and we gon' see if Chris and Neef wake they f*ggot a** up, kick 'em, man [Katt]: I'm just sayin' out of all the n***as for me to get dissed by it would have to be the two weakest rappers in the history of all rap [Game]: I'm sayin', n***a, you can kick 'em while I'm right here, n***a, it ain't gon' be nothin', n***a [Katt]: Okay, I'ma kick 'em one time [Game]: Kick 'em [Katt]: This a hard-toe Gator too [Game]: Come on, kick 'em man, right in the a** [Katt]: Oh, that felt nice [Game]: Damn [Katt]: That n***a got a soft stomach too [Game]: Look at him, f**in' f*ggot [Katt]: Chris and little Neefy, wait a minute, he just hunched up, he like it, I can't kick 'em no more [Game]: Yeah, that's funny, n***as goin' into convulsions, pimpin', a pimpin' colvulsion. n***a a f**in' f*ggot, man, I love how you say it, how you say their name again? [Katt]: Chris and little Neefy [Game]: Hahahaha [Katt]: My son loves them, he's seven [Game]: Aw man, Spongebob and Dora the Explorer, you lil f**in' f*ggots [Katt]: Y'all should be on That's So Raven [Game]: Let me try to do it, Chris and little Neefy, f*ggot a** n***as [Katt]: Go get a pap smear [Game]: And take off Run DMC outfits n***a, you'll never be them [Katt]: It's time to set it off, we need to set it off, it's time to set it off, we need to set it off [Game]: You guys sharin' your lunch tickets [Katt]: We ain't really had no choice [Game]: sh**, you ain't even wanna give it to 'em, but you know, it writes them checks, man [Katt]: He does have bills to pay [Game]: n***a gave you a mothaf**in' Drag-On beat from '95, cash that in you f*ggot, it's fun [Katt]: bye, bye [Game]: Chris and little Neefy