Sweet Tee - Ghetto Santa lyrics

[Verse 1] I clean out the chimney, or open up the window Santa Claus is here to help you all Throw your troubles away, and to grant your wishes Maybe a new washer it to do the dirty dishes Or maybe some cash to help you pay the bills Or maybe a new lover for some holiday thrills So bring out the eggnog, don't forget to feed the dog Here's a big turkey, don't eat that hog [Verse 2] So you say you're broke, you know I know that ain't no joke But don't fret long, cause for Santa there's hope No need to hide your troubles in a cloud of smoke Besides it never works, and you might just choke So you sent me a letter, I'll make you feel better Address it to the North Pole, I send a Gucci sweater Or maybe you prefer limo, and chauffeur Or a butler that says "Yes ma'am, yes sir" Diamonds, and pearls, Fila suits by the dozen If you can't wear 'em all, give some to your cousins Then just to spread joy to little girls and boys: I'll pile up your tree 'till the top with toys Thundercats, He Men, G.I. Joe Barbie dolls for the girls, grown-ups get mistletoes So if you hear footsteps upon your roof Don't fret, it's Santa with your new gold tooth The ear is what you wanted, or was it a jag Wait a minute my friend, let me look in my bag