Everyday that pa**es I get ugly and different You'd never love me if you weren't so persistent At some times I'm a fop and a cad and a fool But no one will love you like I do When I was a boy I could have been quite smart If I'd thought with my head and not with my heart If I didn't treat apathy like some form of art No one will love you like I do They'll never see what I see Or you reserve for me (what you reserve) And they won't know when you need to talk And they won't remember lifting you to put you in a cab When you were too drunk to walk If God spoke to us, he'd say we'd been bad We were the worst world he'd ever had Stop all this communion and just hold hands For no one will love you like I do Your differences are nothing but they take up your time Your governments are useless and they can't make up their minds Please just remember this one simple line No one will love you like I do They'll never see what I see Or you reserve for me (what you reserve) And they won't know when you need to talk And they won't remember lifting you to put you in a cab When you were too drunk to walk So you see dear, all that I am is an equally attractive and unattractive man Maybe you were wishing I had a better plan But no one will love you You don't let me love like Everybody loves you like I do