May it never be said she's knockin' them dead At the start as we all should know But is there a fame, it's such a cryin' shame what they're sayin' That she's some kind of sleaze, that's a social disease It's more than a game that they're playin' Shut up, shut up Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace As loony as the day she was born She might wind up in a book written by Guinness It's all right with me, if she wants to be Shut up, shut up Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be She's one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her The story book lies, there's stars in her eyes I couldn't have found one much better But there's something we all should know Shut up, shut up She's a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo Don't tell me that my best friends like Alice It's all right with me, if she wants to be Who might wind up in a looking-gla** palace As naughty as the day she was born Shut up, shut up Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace She might wind up in a book written by Guinness As nutty as the day she was born It's all right with me, if she longs to be Shut up, shut up Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me Shut up, shut up