Sweeney Todd: What may I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin ma**age? Sit, sir. Sit Judge Turpin: You see, sir, a man infatued with love: Her ardent amd eager slave So fetch the pomade and pumice stone And lend me a more seductive tone A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne, but first, sir, I think A shave Sweeney Todd: The closest I ever gave *whistles* Judge Turpin: In a merry mood today, Mr. Todd? Sweeney Todd: 'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next Judge Turpin: 'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire the blood to pound, the heart leap higher. What more? Sweeney Todd: What more... Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd: ...can man require... Judge Turpin: ...than love, sir? Sweeney Todd: More than love, sir? Judge Turpin: What, sir? Sweeney Todd: Women Judge Turpin: Ah yes, women Sweeney Todd: Pretty women (Tone changes) Sweeney Todd: Now then, my friend Now to your purpose Patience. Enjoy it Revenge can't be taken in haste Judge Turpin: (Interrupting) Make haste and in this work you'll be commended, sir Sweeney Todd: My lord… And who may it be said is your intended, sir? Judge Turpin: My ward And pretty as a rose bud Sweeney Todd: Pretty as her mother? Judge Turpin: Wuh? What was that? Sweeney Todd: (spoken) Nothing, sir. Nothing May we proceed? (Sung) Pretty women... fascinating Sipping coffee... dancing Pretty women Are a wonder Pretty women Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air Pretty women Judge Turpin: Silhouetted... Sweeney Todd: Stay within you Judge Turpin: Glancing... Sweeney Todd: Stay forever... Judge Turpin: ...breathing lightly Sweeney Todd: Pretty women Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd: Pretty women! (staggered parts) Blowing out the candles or... **ST:**Combing out their hair **JT:**Combing out their hair then they leave **ST:**Even when they leave they still... **JT:**Even when they leave they leave you and vanish they somehow can still can remain.... **ST:**...out there **JT:**....there with you **ST:**There, there are **JT:**There with you are (Together) Pretty women Sweeney Todd: At their mirrors Judge Turpin: In their gardens Sweeney Todd: Letter-writing Judge Turpin: Flower-picking Sweeney Todd: Weather-watching Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin: How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven as you're living Pretty women! (Sweeney shouts) Sir! Pretty women! (Sweeney shouts) Yes! Pretty women (Sweeney shouts) Oh! Pretty women! Pretty women! Pretty women!