Sweeney Todd Cast - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir lyrics

[TOBY]: Ladies and gentlemen May I have your attention, please? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen From now on, you can waken at ease You need never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see something What rose from the dead! On the top of my head! 'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That's what did the trick, sir True, sir, true Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir? Just like an elixir ought to do How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir 'Tis unique Rub a minute Stimulating, isn't it? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! [TODD]: Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? [LOVETT]: Are we standing in an open trench? [TODD]: Must be standing near an open tranch [LOVETT]: Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? [TOBY]: But Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Anything what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls Try Pirelli's When they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir Of the girls Want to buy a bottle, missus? -[TODD]: What is this? -[LOVETT]: What is this? -[TODD]: Smells like piss -[LOVETT]: Smells like... -[TODD]: Looks like piss! -[LOVETT]: Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear! -[TODD]: This is piss, piss with ink -[TOBY]: Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir! [TODD]: Keep it off your boots, sir Eats right through [TOBY]: Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it Ladies seem to love it [LOVETT]: Flies do, too