Ooh, Mr. Todd, I'm so happy! I could eat you up, I really could You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd What I dreamed, if the business stays as good Where I'd really like to go, In a year or so Don't you want to know? Todd: "Of course" Do you really want to know? Todd: "Yes, I do" By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet By the sea, Mr. Todd, oh I know you'd love it You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone In a house what we'd almost own Down by the sea... (Mr. Todd: "Anything you say...") Wouldn't that be smashing? Think how snug it'll be underneath our flannel When it's just you and me and the English channel In our cozy retreat kept all neat and tidy We'll have chums over every Friday By the sea Don't you love the weather? By the sea We'll go out together By the seaside, hoo-oh, by the beautiful sea It'll be so quiet, That who'll come by it Except a seagull, hooh-ooh We shouldn't try it Until it's legal for two-hoo But a seaside wedding could be devised, Me rumpled bedding legitimized Me eyelids'll flutter, I'll turn into bu*ter The moment I mutter "I do-hoo!" Down by the sea Married nice and proper By the sea Bring along your chopper To the seaside, hoh-ooh, By the beautiful sea...