[Music - Nobeard | Lyrics - RedRum] We stole your life, we thieved your being A mob of panicked faces fleeing 'Tis simply a game of sk** for us A no-holds contest with zero fuss We hoodwinked you of all your values Heisted what you thought you knew Embezzled your most sacred views Scammed a blank slate to begin anew [Chorus] We bamboozled your bankroll Misappropriated all your goals We cozened your control At last, we've swindled your soul Antediluvian age-old feelings Leaves your wailing wits reeling This is how we conduct our lives We've no qualms with swiving wives You gifted us another ghastly face How does it feel to be replaced? Your humdrum life just went to waste From life's pages you have been erased Day one, our integrity went out the door So we decided to take some more of yours It's something you can't buy in stores And that's what happens to doltish who*es