Swashbuckle - Poop Deck Toilet Wreck lyrics

Oh sh**! Its the brown sound Bottom dropping by the pound Sprint on down to the pot Drop yar pants and pop a squat! Delivering your human waste The porcelain hath been disgraced Ripping the toilet off the wall Observe the fall of another stall The deuce is loose! Colonic abuse! Control that bowl With your booty juice! Leave that sh**! Don't say a word! Fly back home Surprise bean curd! Pinchin' loafs and takin' names Putting every bathroom to shame Doo doo bu*ter in your rudder Buckle up here comes the 'Buckler Blasting a** in the Fatherland This mishap has just got us banned Hotels and hostels need beware Concerning John’s, you’ll need a spare