Rivers and lakes are The f**ing wet place Are the damn moist and dangerous place Down to the depth go Boats and nets Most serious fishermen's threats Rivers and lakes are The f**ing wet place Are the damn moist and dangerous place Down to the depth go Ferries and mills With the blood spilt by water imps Dread the chubby waterballs From the deepest pools Taking horse, taking man Down with human rotter Dread the chubby waterballs From the darkest pools Dread the fury of the depths - Scum from underwater!