Susannah Fielding - If We Get Married lyrics

[EVELYN] If we get married, We'd have such a wedding [PATRICK] You will be carried To your beheading [EVENLYN] It's so romantic, We'll be in Page Six [PATRICK] Me in that rag, Next to some trashy b**h [EVELYN] I'd like a huge diamond, Won't settle for less [PATRICK] How many karats, Or should I just guess? If you only knew [JEAN] If I only knew [EVELYN] If we get married [JEAN] Would he be happy? [PATRICK] If you only knew [EVELYN] The band should be ethnic, Perhaps a bit reggae [PATRICK] Maybe machine guns Will make a good segue [JEAN] If he got married, He might relax [EVELYN] I'd serve him dinner [PATRICK] I'd swing an ax [JEAN] It's that look in his eye That I don't understand [EVELYN] I'll burst into tears When he takes my hand [JEAN] When he holds my hand [PATRICK] When I cut off her hand If you only knew [JEAN] If I only knew [EVELYN] If we get married [JEAN] Would I be happy? [PATRICK] If you only knew [JEAN] If I only knew [EVELYN] If we get married [PATRICK] If you only knew