Susan K. Rowse - Christmas Hangover lyrics

A hangover at Christmas well...heck you say I feel like I ate much more today Than Italy has pizzas and Boston her beans Than low country feasts of shrimp boiled and steamed Than turkeys as big as Emus who run Their wings much like stumps when chased by a gun I ate so much my head has gained weight' I ate and I ate and I ate and I ate Food hangover hurts I'm stuffed up to here My heads in a dizzy and I've tight underwear If I were a jock with a slender svelt bod And I ate this much I'd be praying to God Just let me run and run and run Melt this fat off...give me the sun I'll burn this weight off...I promise...I say Too much at once and I too will pay The sins of indulgence as smiles stretch out oe'r This plate dripping gravy and turkey galore Don't forget ham and the soul of the south Sweet tater pie...please shut my mouth Masking tape for the lips to seal this big gape If you're a man its okay...use electrician's tape Anything please to stop all the drool Taste buds seek everything that doesn't move Say...but what of Jell-O its comes red and green The color of Christmas with jiggles that scream Eat this...hey...its moving and isn't nailed down Its lighter by gosh and the weight is kept down Its clear like gla** and euphoric in colors Its not brown or gray and duller and duller Jell-O dances...it swings...it sways with the bells If you eat a big bowl your tummy won't swell Its cool to the buds and stays when thumped over Its great cause its light for this food hangover. I'll save it for later and later and later Perhaps slopped over dressin'n or roasted pataters This food is so much just leftovers now Thank heavens for Christmas I bow and I bow.